We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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