Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
