Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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