i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
