8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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