I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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