perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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