We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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