Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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