If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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