I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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