so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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