Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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