oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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