is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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