I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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