It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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