I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
