I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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