But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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