Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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