She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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