It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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