I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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