in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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