Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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