I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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