I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
