how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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