I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
love makes seman taste better
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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