No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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