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Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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