I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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