his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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