Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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