a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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