I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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