I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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