he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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