i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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