just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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