Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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