You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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