i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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