no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Drunk is a universal language darling
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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