five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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