People in love make me want to vomit
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Who died my cat blue again?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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