I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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