Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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