so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
