i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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