i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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