I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
There's even glitter on my cock...
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