Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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