I don't think brook has ever known best
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
