Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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