Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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